Sunday, December 25, 2005

I heard the *BEEP* on Christmas day

So I officially started the holidays off right today by swearing at my little sister when she woke me up at 7:00 a.m. with a dog that barks. . . some dreadful Christmas carol. Carol of the bells it was not. I then managed to offend my mother by not exclaiming over every present I opened, a la Sister. (Oh my gosh! *psychotic cackle*) I did get excited over the last present--a fondue pot (New Year's Eve. . . what do you think?). And then I went back to bed. Happy Christmas.

_____underscore which represents (I'll let the Fobs finish this)____

Things I am officially declaring war on: the word "babe" and the phrase "cuddle buddy," chocolate dipped marshmallows, snow pants, Fresca, etc., etc., etc.

And now I'm going back to sleep. Cheers.


357martini said...


B.G. Christensen said...

Underscore which represents underwear, which is obviously a sexual reference (eg, you dirty woman, you), which represents a sexual... I mean section break.


Fondue sounds good. Glad I'm a real boy now so I can be there.

Melyngoch said...

I take it your underscore does not represent moral ambivalence, but it could underscore your moral ambivalence. (Unless you're not morally ambivalent.)

I kind of like chocolate-dipped marshmallows, but that's okay. As a goddess, there's no reason we can't be at war with ourself.

Melyngoch said...

p.s. fondue at New Years sounds like an even better idea than hard whiskey at New Year's, and I can't wait to see my other manifestation once again.

Thirdmango said...

Fondue sounds wonderful.


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