Friday, January 09, 2009

Deal Breakers, Take 2

So I've been thinking, and here's what I've come up with:
  • Talks incessantly during the previews before a movie
  • Talks at all during a movie (unless it's an MST3K kind of thing)
  • Talks down about poetry, English, etc.
  • Listens only to Michael McLean, country, or select Broadway soundtracks
  • Lapses on cue into his mission language
  • Won't laugh with me when I slip on the ice
  • Won't help me up when I slip on the ice

This is a limited sampling. And I'm guessing now that I've confessed that much, I can add

  • his hair is longer than mine
  • he apparently showers in cologne

Are any of these essay worthy? I'll tell you--I don't know.

2 comments:

Edgy said...

The movie-talking is utterly essay worthy.

Mr. Fob said...

What if he listens only to Michael McLean, country, AND select Broadway soundtracks?

 

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