Sunday, December 25, 2005

I heard the *BEEP* on Christmas day

So I officially started the holidays off right today by swearing at my little sister when she woke me up at 7:00 a.m. with a dog that barks. . . some dreadful Christmas carol. Carol of the bells it was not. I then managed to offend my mother by not exclaiming over every present I opened, a la Sister. (Oh my gosh! *psychotic cackle*) I did get excited over the last present--a fondue pot (New Year's Eve. . . what do you think?). And then I went back to bed. Happy Christmas.

_____underscore which represents (I'll let the Fobs finish this)____

Things I am officially declaring war on: the word "babe" and the phrase "cuddle buddy," chocolate dipped marshmallows, snow pants, Fresca, etc., etc., etc.

And now I'm going back to sleep. Cheers.

6 comments:

357martini said...

MERRY MITHRA

Master Fob said...

Underscore which represents underwear, which is obviously a sexual reference (eg, you dirty woman, you), which represents a sexual... I mean section break.

Ahem.

Fondue sounds good. Glad I'm a real boy now so I can be there.

Melyngoch said...

I take it your underscore does not represent moral ambivalence, but it could underscore your moral ambivalence. (Unless you're not morally ambivalent.)

I kind of like chocolate-dipped marshmallows, but that's okay. As a goddess, there's no reason we can't be at war with ourself.

Melyngoch said...

p.s. fondue at New Years sounds like an even better idea than hard whiskey at New Year's, and I can't wait to see my other manifestation once again.

Thirdmango said...

Fondue sounds wonderful.

KapkaVictim said...

Fresca freakin' rocks.

 

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